THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO PARKER!
Parker's preschool class has bible time everyday. Usually Parker says the story was about Jesus. I guess most of the time he could be right. His favorite story was Moses and the burning bush, that is until now...

The bible story as told by Parker:
There were 4 men. 3 of them were good guys. Their names were Me-shack, Redshack, and Abinido. They went into the fire but they did not get burned one bit. The bad guy was the one that burned up. God saved Me-shack, Redshack, and Abinido because they had faith.

At least he gets the point of the story. Maybe he changes the names to protect the innocent. HAHAHA!